Superstitious NC State Fan Takes Blame for Wolfpack Loss

Following NC State’s 63-50 loss to Purdue in the Final Four, one superstitious Wolfpack fan was quick to take the blame. Despite recording zero points, rebounds, assists, steals, and blocks in zero minutes of action, Jack Chalk told reporters that he was the reason the Wolfpack fell to the Boilermakers. “That loss is on me,” …

Kansas Basketball Program to Start OnlyFans Account

Following 4th-seeded Kansas’s 89-68 loss to 5th-seeded Gonzaga in the 2nd round of the Midwest Region in the NCAA tournament Saturday, one disgruntled Jayhawks fan called for the team to join OnlyFans. Bob Harold, a resident of Columbus, Ohio, told reporters that the Jayhawks starting a profile on the site could boost NIL funds for …

Keatts Leaves DC With Duffel Bag of Receipts

Following NC State’s first ACC men’s basketball title since 1987, Wolfpack head coach Kevin Keatts was spotted leaving Washington D.C. with an oversized duffel bag. The contents of the bag? Receipts. “Lots and lots of receipts,” Keatts told reporters on Sunday as the team was leaving the city. “These fools on social media thought I …